ONE THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS IN FANFIC

Author: Rebelcat
 
Gen or Slash: Slash. Maybe. Could be Gen if you squint real hard and keep an open mind. A good imagination helps, too.
 
Rating: PG, I guess.
 
Category: Drabble
 
Disclaimer: Don't own these guys, just like playing with them, please don't hurt me.

One Thing that Never Happens in Fanfic
 
 
STARSKY propped his chin on his hands.  “So… you’re really going to sleep? Just to sleep?”
 
One blue eye cracked open.  “The spirit is willing, the flesh is tired.”
 
“That’s it, the magic’s gone.”
 
“Mmmph.”  Hutch rolled over and tried to ignore Starsky.  A difficult task, considering that Starsky was staring intently at him.
 
“Y’know, this never happens in fanfic.”
 
“Well, I don’t have a twelve inch, perpetually hard, pulsating python of love.”
 
Silence.
 
Hutch flopped onto his back and squinted up at Starsky.  “What are you looking so disappointed about?  You haven’t got one either!”
 
“Shows what you know.”
 
End.

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