Some things you might
want to know after reading "A Plague on Both Our Houses"...
“Doc, I Have Cancer!”
AKA When Aryan Supermen Choose Jesus, is a real tract. You can order tons of
them from ATStracts.org and pass them out at parties. Your cancer-ridden friends
will be very impressed.
The zombie movies described by
Starsky are all real. They are, in order, “Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak
on a Plane”, “Nudist Colony of the Dead”, and “Fido.” Every one of them is terrifically
entertaining, and "Fido" is so adorably sweet, you'd probably like it even if you don't normally watch zombie movies.
And finally,
this story is in no way meant to imply that suicide is a good idea. Hutch did
not find a pretty Starsky when he came home. He spent the next six months sleeping
on the couch and obsessively cleaning his gun.
You probably
didn't want to know that last bit.
