How to wake up Hutch
"STARSK, what’re y’doin’?"
"What d’ya think, sleepy-head? I'm playing with
your ear."
"Well, don' do that. It hurts."
"Really? Where?"
"There. Nicked myself shaving."
"I don't see anything..."
"Stop touching my ear!"
“Ow!”
“Baby. No one ever died from being smacked with
a pillow. Now go away and lemme sleep.”
“No one ever died of a shaving nick, either.”
“Why won’t you let me sleep? Did I do something
to piss you off?”
“I don’t think you’ve been near this with a razor.”
“Nn...”
“Well, lookit that--”
“Starsky, if you say ‘rise and shine’, I swear
I’ll slug you.”
~end~
